Ok, this one was really rushed and written really late. Not my best, but I had to get a response posted to Landy’s latest.

Round Seven

It be finals time and I really am busy
But Landy drew some rhymes and it makin’ me dizzy
His new name is Wadsworth, as in Henry Longfellow
T-Bowen from Utah – yo, bust out da Jell-o

I don’t have time for a rappin’ distraction
Gotta figure out: same occurrence or transaction?
I’ve transferred my skills to a perfect outline
Just take a look – you been on cloud nine

My mind is melted like ice cream in August
I’m number one – and that’s being modest
Chris think he cool with his lengthy rap
Was no new material – just a lame recap

Word for word, he compete with da Schwartz
It hurt me to read it – there a remedy from torts?
I’m no eggshell, I really am fine
Rule 37 says no more lyin’

I’ll come back with a rap you can’t beat
You went soft in da dryer with a Downy sheet
Ain’t no way you gonna pass my exam
I’ll send you 3 home when I hit the grand slam

Sanctioned.

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