Found this in the parking garage of my building. Apparently what makes the house angry is the well-manicured bed of tulips. Hopefully the caring apple cures what ails it, because there’s no consoling the artist who discovered too late what the perfect ‘A’ word is.
Entries from June 10th, 2007
Root Beer & BBQ
June 10th, 2007 No Comments
Six cups of sugar, 3 1/3 gallons of water, 2 oz. root beer extract and 4 lbs. of dry ice give you: A) homemade root beer, B) instant status at the BBQ where you bring it and C) flashbacks to the science teacher playing with dry ice and/or that Halloween cauldron of mystery. I think [...]
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Semi + Wheelchair = Wild Ride
June 7th, 2007 No Comments
PAW PAW, Mich. — A 21-year-old man was taken on a wild ride Wednesday afternoon when the wheelchair he was in became attached to the grille of a semi-truck and was taken four miles down a highway at about 50 mph. And he only spilled his soda! I feel cheated by the reporting, however. I [...]
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SuRec Campfire Rap
June 7th, 2007 1 Comment
Who’s that rapping way outta his league? Here come my rhymes like a German blitz krieg Trent is a pansy and I roll my panzer He’s the true Abba Queen Dancer Now I be talkin’ `bout the Worl’ War Two Trent be like France when I am through Nothing you can do to stop the [...]
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Email Bankruptcy
June 10th, 2007 No Comments
I’m behind on my emails. Way behind. At some point my inbox just became a triage. I was no longer taking emails in the order received – I had to assign priorities. The chest pain cases were handled promptly. Those not needing attention, but soliciting me to re-finance, enhance, find romance or just take a [...]
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