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Entries from June 10th, 2007

Angry House

June 10th, 2007 2 Comments

Found this in the parking garage of my building. Apparently what makes the house angry is the well-manicured bed of tulips. Hopefully the caring apple cures what ails it, because there’s no consoling the artist who discovered too late what the perfect ‘A’ word is.

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Root Beer & BBQ

June 10th, 2007 No Comments

Six cups of sugar, 3 1/3 gallons of water, 2 oz. root beer extract and 4 lbs. of dry ice give you: A) homemade root beer, B) instant status at the BBQ where you bring it and C) flashbacks to the science teacher playing with dry ice and/or that Halloween cauldron of mystery. I think [...]

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Email Bankruptcy

June 10th, 2007 No Comments

I’m behind on my emails. Way behind. At some point my inbox just became a triage. I was no longer taking emails in the order received – I had to assign priorities. The chest pain cases were handled promptly. Those not needing attention, but soliciting me to re-finance, enhance, find romance or just take a [...]

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Semi + Wheelchair = Wild Ride

June 7th, 2007 No Comments

PAW PAW, Mich. — A 21-year-old man was taken on a wild ride Wednesday afternoon when the wheelchair he was in became attached to the grille of a semi-truck and was taken four miles down a highway at about 50 mph. And he only spilled his soda! I feel cheated by the reporting, however. I [...]

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SuRec Campfire Rap

June 7th, 2007 1 Comment

Who’s that rapping way outta his league? Here come my rhymes like a German blitz krieg Trent is a pansy and I roll my panzer He’s the true Abba Queen Dancer Now I be talkin’ `bout the Worl’ War Two Trent be like France when I am through Nothing you can do to stop the [...]

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