I found this on CNN.com’s front page tonight. I think it might have something to do with guns. But CNN is missing the real story: UFOs!

Look at that thing! That’s as unidentified as they get.

I didn’t bother reading the article. Maybe later they define “criminals” to be “space aliens.” Or the other way around.

Earth: We reserve the right to shoot trespassers on the spot.

 

 

 

 

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