Before: After: The math: $3.669/gallon 1.936 cups of gas left in the tank before filling The aftermath: I don’t drive very often. I must have forgotten that I was low on gas. I had to go somewhere and didn’t have time to stop for gas. It was pretty thrilling. While this one ended well, the [...]
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Election or Spelling Test?
February 21st, 2008 No Comments
It’s student election time on campus. I couldn’t believe this poster: Poor guy. Then a bonus photo, taken on my daily route home: Head-on is the miracle cure for headaches. What does head over heal?
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My Worst Roommate: Richard
January 3rd, 2008 3 Comments
When I returned to school after my mission, I moved back into the dorms. I had my own bedroom, and shared a bathroom with just one other guy. It was a pretty nice setup. Except he was horrible. He was a drama major with minor talent. He would rehearse in his room and I couldn’t [...]
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Punkin Chunkin 2007
November 7th, 2007 2 Comments
Somewhere in Sussex County, Delaware I came across this scene. What was I doing in Sussex County, Delaware? PUNKIN CHUNKIN 2 For the unitiated, Punkin Chunkin is just what it sounds like: throwing pumpkins. I think it started with some drunk guys in a field. That first year they got 8 feet or something. Next [...]
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CNN Spots UFO
November 6th, 2007 1 Comment
I found this on CNN.com’s front page tonight. I think it might have something to do with guns. But CNN is missing the real story: UFOs! Look at that thing! That’s as unidentified as they get. I didn’t bother reading the article. Maybe later they define “criminals” to be “space aliens.” Or the other way [...]
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