I found this on CNN.com’s front page tonight. I think it might have something to do with guns. But CNN is missing the real story: UFOs! Look at that thing! That’s as unidentified as they get. I didn’t bother reading the article. Maybe later they define “criminals” to be “space aliens.” Or the other way [...]

PAW PAW, Mich. — A 21-year-old man was taken on a wild ride Wednesday afternoon when the wheelchair he was in became attached to the grille of a semi-truck and was taken four miles down a highway at about 50 mph. And he only spilled his soda! I feel cheated by the reporting, however. I [...]

So this kid won the big spelling bee. Check out this interview. I give him an ‘A’ for spelling and an ‘F’ for any hope of being normal. He is how you spell H-O-M-E-S-C-H-O-O-L-E-D.