His name is Chris Cillizza. Two people in one week told me I look like him. (Or he looks like me?) I thought the video above was appropriate, considering that I have a bit of a beard myself. Here’s what he normally looks like:
You decide.
Edit: Jane has suggested another contender - LOST creator JJ Abrams. Compare:
Thoughts?
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Before:
After:
The math:
$3.669/gallon
1.936 cups of gas left in the tank before filling
The aftermath:
I don’t drive very often. I must have forgotten that I was low on gas. I had to go somewhere and didn’t have time to stop for gas. It was pretty thrilling. While this one ended well, the next one might not.
It’s student election time on campus. I couldn’t believe this poster: Poor guy. Then a bonus photo, taken on my daily route home: Head-on is the miracle cure for headaches. What does head over heal?
When I returned to school after my mission, I moved back into the dorms. I had my own bedroom, and shared a bathroom with just one other guy. It was a pretty nice setup. Except he was horrible. He was a drama major with minor talent. He would rehearse in his room and I couldn’t [...]
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Somewhere in Sussex County, Delaware I came across this scene. What was I doing in Sussex County, Delaware?
PUNKIN CHUNKIN 2
For the unitiated, Punkin Chunkin is just what it sounds like: throwing pumpkins. I think it started with some drunk guys in a field. That first year they got 8 feet or something. Next year might [...]
I found this on CNN.com’s front page tonight. I think it might have something to do with guns. But CNN is missing the real story: UFOs!
Look at that thing! That’s as unidentified as they get.
I didn’t bother reading the article. Maybe later they define “criminals” to be “space aliens.” Or the other way [...]
RB: fyi: E.L. Fudge are not what they used to be DJ: serious?DJ: they changed?RB: YesRB: They are bigger for oneRB: and the elves have namesRB: and goofy facesRB: I am currently eating “Fast Eddie”DJ: i don’t need the names of who i’m consumingRB: and “Ernie”RB: me neitherDJ: Fast Eddie? my elf is loose with women?DJ: [...]
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George at Newman’s apartment
Newman : You certainly are in a bind.
George : Yeah. And since you go by there everyday I was hoping that we could help each other out.
Newman : Oh well. Let me perfectly blunt. I don’t care for you Costanza. You hang out at the west side of the building with Seinfeld [...]
Found this in the parking garage of my building. Apparently what makes the house angry is the well-manicured bed of tulips. Hopefully the caring apple cures what ails it, because there’s no consoling the artist who discovered too late what the perfect ‘A’ word is.
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PAW PAW, Mich. — A 21-year-old man was taken on a wild ride Wednesday afternoon when the wheelchair he was in became attached to the grille of a semi-truck and was taken four miles down a highway at about 50 mph.
And he only spilled his soda! I feel cheated by the reporting, however. I think [...]