I’m engaged! I proposed to Joni last night and she said yes!
How did I do it? Well…
It was Monday night, after class. We both got done around 8:00 and headed home. While Joni waited unsuspectingly at home, I set my plan into action. After getting everything set up, I called her and asked her to [...]
I found this on CNN.com’s front page tonight. I think it might have something to do with guns. But CNN is missing the real story: UFOs!
Look at that thing! That’s as unidentified as they get.
I didn’t bother reading the article. Maybe later they define “criminals” to be “space aliens.” Or the other way [...]
PAW PAW, Mich. — A 21-year-old man was taken on a wild ride Wednesday afternoon when the wheelchair he was in became attached to the grille of a semi-truck and was taken four miles down a highway at about 50 mph.
And he only spilled his soda! I feel cheated by the reporting, however. I think [...]
So this kid won the big spelling bee. Check out this interview. I give him an ‘A’ for spelling and an ‘F’ for any hope of being normal.
He is how you spell H-O-M-E-S-C-H-O-O-L-E-D.
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Quoted from http://gwu.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2319988274&ref=nf:
Facebook | IT COULD HAPPEN TO U: In wake of the Virginia Tech Tragedy
The right to bear arms, afforded by the 2nd Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, was adopted long ago to insure a civil militia’s ability [...]
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Quoted from http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/04/17/1240237&from=rss:
Slashdot | Daylight Savings Time Puts Kid in Jail for 12 Days
"Cody Webb was jailed for calling in a bomb threat to his Hempstead Area high school (near Pittsburgh). He spent 12 days in lockup until [...]
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What Cho did is definitely no joking matter. That’s not necessarily true of what the gun salesman said.
Quoted from http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/17/cho.profile/index.html:
Source: Gunman angry at ‘rich kids’ - CNN.com
John Markell, the owner of Roanoke Firearms, said Cho bought a Glock pistol at his shop last month, paying $571.
He described Cho as [...]
Good point. She already knows where they keep the extra towels at the White House.
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